AARRGGHH!!!!!
UH OH! Looks like somebody read a review about a certain somebody!
The following is Phat Diddy's rebutal to Mr T's review of him. If you havn't read it, check it out here
Sorry to disappoint boys and gals, but for the most part Mr. T, who still hasn’t ordered anyone to eat his cereal, was pretty much right on. There were a few times where he lied to further compensate for his lack of self-confidence, since he is such a nerdy nerd nerd. And one thing, dude, its Phat diddy, not Fat diddy, you big stupid! And T, I’m sorry to say it because I don’t usually like making simple appearance jokes but you appear to be a chunky little monkey yourself. Now to make with the calling out your lies, I don’t really remember when we first met, and I don’t remember the near brawling part, it could have happened cause I’m stupid but I don’t remember it. Another clarification, at the theatre, with the syrup boxes, I don’t remember you “mouthing off” to me, all I remember was a person with even more seniority coming back and going, “hey you two, go back up front, I’ll deal with the syrup.” You lying stupid! And yeah, the King Nerd T could, and I won’t say probably cause I know he could, kick the shit out of me, I might be able to hit you like once but it wouldn’t have any negative connotations to it. With that in mind, you might have kicked at me, you do it constantly for some reason, its like you’re trying to dance or something but are so angry at yourself for being a huge nerdy guy dumb head you make violent motions to feel like you have power. So anyways, I might have grabbed your leg but I am positive I didn’t fall down or anything, I don’t remember what happened after your pretty little kick, but me dropping like a something that drops didn’t happen. So wrapping up, Mr. T needs to get more people to eat his cereal, quit lying so much, and keep up the reviews or what have you, as long as they are as funny as mine was, I actually didn’t hate you as much when I read it. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A LOUND VIBRATING (what’s up ladies?) VOICE!!!!!!!!!!
I (Shane) was a little worried that Phat Diddy would take Mr T's review as a personal assault, but he responded in the sake of good fun, so I am happy. I look forward to seeing what T says about all this.
GOD DAMNIT! Phat Diddy can't form many rational thoughts at once, so he sent me an update a little later, here it is.
There is still more
Mr. T!!! You should be thanking me for calling you Mr. T in the beginning, it’s an awesome nickname and I made it popular! I should really group my thoughts together better. And what the hell was up with the sweating comment? I smell pretty damned good if I do say so myself! And yes, I did listen to KoRn and wear their shirts, but that’s better than shitty nerdy anime shirts, I smell good! I read through my review again and I keep finding lies, so feel like pointing them out, once again, I never fell down you big liar, and you never called me a douche bag, the only thing I remember still from that is you went something like, “I’m not going to change it, you change it!” And a manager told us to go back up front and said manager changed it. And I wasn’t fired from the theatre, Shane was but I quit!!! And in a slightly ballsy way nonetheless. And super-confident Mr. T usually just mumbles around me, this review was pretty much the first time he attacked me while conveying that he had a pair of testicles in his possession, the sound thing is right though! I have one hell of an annoying voice, it’s true, and that’s all for now, maybe I’ll try to actually attack (verbally, don’t get your hopes up Tyler) Mr. T in a section or something, I’m out E!!!!
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