Bitchin' Introduction!
So I am hanging out, talking with some of my friends online, when some dude IM's me out of the blue and I have no idea who he is, and I never talked to him before. I lost the very beginning of this conversation (it was only like 4 lines) but I got back on and he continued to talk about weird shit. This guy typed real fucking slow too, this whole thing (which is pretty short) is actually about an hour or so, he was probably jerking it so I cant really blame him. Anyways, just read it and enjoy!


Irvwg: I now take up less space. I'd like to go in and fill everything yhere, even the tiniest hidden places. You would never let me leave.

UB3RG4M3R: kinda like water

Irvwg: But this would be more solid than water even if the effect felt the seem. We could create our own fluids when the proper time came.

UB3RG4M3R: more solid then water? do you mean ice?

UB3RG4M3R: cause ice is cold, brr

Irvwg: I would like to come together with you

Irvwg: our temperatures would be like a hot summer day inside and then outside

UB3RG4M3R: i dont like it too hot, can we turn on the AC?

Irvwg: anytime we want. our temperatures would be controlled by us

UB3RG4M3R: WOW! how does that work anyways?

Irvwg: it depends on how you feel. we can always do it.even if we have to experiment for 2 or 3 minutes. then it would perfect. we could also do more at the same time . we wouldn't even think of temperature

UB3RG4M3R: damn, that was like an owners manual, nice explanation

Irvwg: use your imagination and we are together and sharing everything we both want to

UB3RG4M3R: sharing? can i borrow your jacket tonight? ive got a hot date

Irvwg: wish it was me

UB3RG4M3R: yeh to bad, but i said HOT date, OH SNAP!


Suck ass AOL, I got disconnected again right here. I got back on, and it continued...



UB3RG4M3R: what was the last thing you said? I got kicked off


So I'm waiting for like 5 minutes, no reply



UB3RG4M3R: dont leave me hanging buddy

Irvwg: if I was with you, I would try to make to make you happy

UB3RG4M3R: aww, thats so nice! :)

UB3RG4M3R: so are you a dude or a chick? (not that it matters, wink wink)


More silence



UB3RG4M3R: get it? i said wink wink, alluding that im bi sexual, get it?


Spank spank spank



UB3RG4M3R: how am i gonna get it on if you dont talk?


I need to try something drastic



UB3RG4M3R: my ice is melting

Irvwg: I'm a guy who likes a wonderful gal like you seem to be.Are you bi? you are a gal aren't you?

UB3RG4M3R: well, on the inside i am, but after this up coming surgery then its official

UB3RG4M3R: that dosnt bother you does it baby?


Now he response quicker



Irvwg: what will you be after surgery?

UB3RG4M3R: a girl of course ;)


His hand is now off his penis and is typing in a hurry to get answers



Irvwg: what are you now?

UB3RG4M3R: duh, a guy

UB3RG4M3R: im getting my penis removed

UB3RG4M3R: your so goofy

Irvwg: are you serious?

UB3RG4M3R: of course, there isnt a problem is it?

Irvwg: you mean you will be female?

UB3RG4M3R: do i have to spell it out? HELLO! im getting a sex change

Irvwg: yes, I understand but I've never come across it before

UB3RG4M3R: well your okay with it right?

Irvwg: ifI get used to the idea I might

UB3RG4M3R: GET USE TO IT?

UB3RG4M3R: IM INFURIATED!

UB3RG4M3R: YOU ARE ALL ALIKE!

UB3RG4M3R: FUCK YOU, YOU JUDEMENTAL PIG!

UB3RG4M3R: I DONT NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE!

Irvwg: Ok the. goodbye

I would have talked more, but American Idol was on and I was missing it, so i rushed the ending, DAMN ME! But anyways, if anyone out there has AOL, feel free to harass this guy, and if you do, save the IM or email, and let me know how it goes! I'll post it up here!

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