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Shane is a lazy bastard 8-10-02

Hey...wait...okay, I am

Hey readers, all none of you, well it’s time for some action, everybody who reads this, which is no one, write Shane, “the stupid nicknamer” Milner and tell him to be motivated, and that you love his strip. DO IT!!! Moving past that, everyone, support your local music scene, be it punk, metal, techno or whatever. I say this cause you won’t be disappointed, even if you are in a shitty small town like me and Shane, it’s still worth it, you get to see local talent being showcased, have a good time, get to know other people who support aforementioned local scene, and hopefully make it grow. Cheyenne, Wyoming that is had a Battle of the Bands, featuring some awesome punk bands, O.H.C. who happens to kick ass, Arkham/Napier, Dyschotomy, and those were all the local punk bands. There were a few death metal shitty bands, and some non-local SIGNED punk bands played the show too, Teenage Bottle Rocket, a.k.a. the Ramones, (they sound like the Ramones a lot, that’s the joke there) another band that I forgot who it was, and the Happy Campers, who were fucking awesome. But the highlight, of course, was O.H.C. (One Hand Clapping) who are breaking up cause their guitarist and lead singer is like going to college or some shit, what a loser. And if you haven’t looked at this site before, we have interviewed them and should get it up somewhat soon, I tell the ladies that all the time. We’re like a zine except more technical, with keyboards and shit. So anyhow, O.H.C.’s best show was at about midnight when no one was there except like 5 of my friends, but all five of us rocked the party rocked it hearty, Justin Delo, their bassist, was so drunk their last song, in the middle of the chorus, he just quit playing, grabbed a grill lighter thing, filled his mouth with everclear, and started spraying fire. I know what you’re thinking, that sounds pretty cool, but what makes it cooler, he set two kids on fire. Now that’s awesome. And that’s why you NEED to support your local music scene.

Phat Diddy is in love with Dave Angel


I like music 8-10-02

Especially when it is live

First, about todays comic. I've been watching alot of Jamie Kennedy Experiment, probably the only worthwhile show on the WB. It's a hidden camera show that is backed by Jamie's unique sense of humor. Anyways, there was a segment where this guy ended up thinking that he was going to be killed by the mob in a money landering scam envolving himself. That was pretty much the insperation for todays strip.

Okay, and while im talking about hidden camera shows, GOD DAMNIT! ARGH! Guess whats the newest trend on TV? Move aside reality TV and millionare gameshows, hidden camera shows have taken your stop. FOX has like 80 new hidden camera shows, thats just over kill. Anyways, im just saying that I like hidden cam shows, but with all these new ones coming out, people will grow tired of them quickly and then all of them will be gone. sigh...

Okay, onto music. Me and Phat Diddy and the rest of our runing crew went to the local battle of the bands, and holy shit, it was the funnest show I have ever been too! EVER! The local band OHC (we should have an interview with them up some time, but im lazy, so who knows when it will be ready) got to play 2 sets. The last set they played totally wasted and practically everyone had left, so they didnt give a shit. It was pretty much a big joke, they played shitty, they forgot lyrics, but it was so much fun!

One of my favorite bands have been the Homeless Wonders. Well, I should get over them, cause they broke up :(. However, 2 of the 3 old members joined up with some other dude and they are now Teenage Bottle Rocket, and holy shit! They rock the party, rock it hardy. They had only a second break, if that, between every song.

Yep, thats it.

Shane "the stupid nicknamer" Milner


Post Post Post 8-4-02

Or lack ther of

Hmmm...I don't much like writing post, 'cause it seems like no one ever reads them (or anything on this site), and I never have anything of much interest to write about, so blah blah blah...

The art quality seems to be pretty shitty latly. I'm so god damn lazy, I only have to do one comic a week and it's sub-par. But, I do really like panal 3 today, the wet hair look is pretty cool.

Wow, that was quick...Oh, the comic might finally start to pick up the pace. As in, it will finally have one. It's been moving really slow so far, but there will finally start to be some confict (which you need to have story, yay!).

Sigh, I might as well not have posted, it would have been about the same.

Shane "Is a big dumb lazy bastard, I hate him, so should you, send hate mail" Milner


Child Molestation 8-4-02

HAHAHA! Get it?

Clever title once again Adam, I mean Phat Diddy, I was watching Mad TV for some reason and they are making fun of R Kelly for fucking underage children, and who can blame them, it’s so funny!!! But the funniest case so far, of course, Lil Bow Wow getting his ass pounded by a 300 pound big black security guard, causing Bow Wow, he’s not lil anymore, he’s all growed up, somewhere around 15 stitches in his colon. Now that’s funny!!! God, am I sad, Dave Angel of OHC, a local punk rock band, is moving to California, we will try to get an interview we have with him and band mate Justin Delo up as soon as possible, and they are playing August 10th at the Ikon Center here in Cheyenne. And they should have a new album released before they leave. Moving on to more musical biznazz, I think their may be an “Electronica Festival” here in Cheyenne sometime in the future, that’s a rave to the laymen, so we’ll try to get details up on that as soon as possible. What we have so far is that a person we know has some relative or something in Europe who knows a D.J. or two I think one of them is D.J. McSpin so I’m sort of excited, I’ve heard some of his shit and I actually like it, and usually my attitude is “fuck techno,” so there is hope for the weary. Knock Knock.

Phat Diddy is a liar


Nothing this week, sorry 7-28-02

I couldn't think of anything this week. All i can really say is that I am starting to clean the site up a little bit, and got a new review up.

Shane "no nick name this week" Milner


SUNDAY IS TODAY!!! 7-28-02

actually, it was a few days ago

This isn’t going to be posted on time, so I can relax, and make it as shitty as I want!!! So this week, as the title implies, I’m going to point out some obvious shit. I’ve already got the days of the week so next up is society. Know what I have against it? It’d full of close-minded dumb asses. If you regular this site (and you don’t) last week’s post of mine commented on the beloved Frontier Days of redneck fame. Well at the aforementioned Frontier Days I happened to be wearing suspenders with the rest of my outfit, just hanging down, not doing there job and some retarded drunk cowboy goes, and I’m pretty sure this is an exact quote, “he’s wearin’ suspenders, FAG!!!” Yep, that’s right, anal sex, lisps, and fancy clothes and haircuts, and SUSPENDERS!!!! now make a person gay, holy shit!!! Dumb people suck. And another obvious statement, my penis is small :(. And drunk girls are easy to take advantage of, example being: My friends and I were walking to my car when some obviously shitfaced girl stumbles upon us and say, “we found a parking spot!” Stupefied by such an event we go, “okay.” There is some staring and she says something else, me being the gentleman I say, you’re drunk. She agrees. Wait, this story might get interesting soon! I then say something to the likes of, “let’s see how drunk you are, show us your boobies!” And thanks to alcohol, she does!!! Yay boobies and alcohol!!! So she’s still talking to us about stuff and I make a vagina comment, then Ka-Bam! Her friends back into the car behind the said parking space. This makes Shane go, “hey, anybody else”-----cut off by drunk girl showing her crotch to us. Yay vaginas!!! So she pulls her pants up a few seconds later and talks more, for some reason. And occasionally he remembers she has breasts and flashes those a few times more, once again, being a gentleman I say, “this feels wrong” to Alox I think, and she then goes, “want to touch em?” If you know me, and you don’t, you should know I then groped the drunk girl. I’m not proud of it but it bought me some more words on my post! That’s all for now I think, peace out home dogs!!!Sunday is Today!!!

Phat Diddy is a fag


I hate thinking of titles 7-21-02

I hate thinking of these also

I made a couple of vote buttons that dont relate to the site, just for fun.

Okay, I was uber, uber excited this week! Okay, so I was just reading Jason Loves His Grandpa, and I was thinking to myself, "This comic is so awesome! I wanna link it to mine." However, there are no links on the site, so I wrote and asked if I could use one of his image's as a link. He accepted, and not only that, he linked me to his site for a couple of days on the post section! I know it wasnt that long, and I don't think it bought anyone new to this site, but god damn! I was freaking out, cause he must have liked it a little bit, and when someone you respect alot likes what you do, the feeling is overwhelming!

Hmmmm, about the comic. I hate how when it comes up on the site, there are abunch of scanning lines, that really pisses me off cause I don't get a chance to see how bad it is till the comic is actually updated. Oh well.

Shane "the person who dosnt talk about things of much interest" Milner

Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy Rednecks 7-21-02

Me too, me too

Shane and me live in Cheyenne!!!!!! Wyoming that is. And every year about this time, our population goes from barely there to noticeable, good old Frontier Days that is (make link there) (Shane, I don’t know the website address) (how’s it going) (that is). Stop it Adam! And I see it as a supreme chance to fuck with people, I wish the rest of my crew felt the same, but it seems for the most part I’m the only one with some cojognes, or however that is spelt. So, for the rest of the week I’m going to hit on women way out of my reaches, try to get high fives from angry smelly carnival peoples, and probably get my ass kicked, if I do, I’ll try to get a pic of my bruised up face or something, but only if I do get beat up. So what happens during magical Frontier Days? Unethical treatment of animals, bunches and bunches of drinking, and beating up gay people, this is Wyoming after all. Oh, and shitty music! Boo Country music, and boo fucking Nickleback, Nickleback can kiss my hairy hairy chode, those fucking canucks. They should be killed harder than all Al Qaeda members. And news to all the punk readers of this site, we should have an interview with 6.6666666666666666666 percent of the band One Hand Clapping coming up something in the future, and if we can get some more people we might be able to have a show on the 27th, so if I know anyone on here that lives in Cheyenne and likes OHC or if they want to go to a punk show, give me a holla dogs! That’s all for this week, I might get Shane to do something, like a review of Frontier Days (with my help of course, he’ll want something funny in there). Well that’s all for now, bye boys and girls!!!(especially the girls) what?

Phat Diddy is ^still a dick


Lesbians and Video Games, does Life get any Better? 7-14-02

No

Whew, what a week, what a week. It was quit a good one, and I think that the title should give you a clue about what happened this week, so lets get down to it.

First of, LESBIANS! DUDE! DUUUUUUUUDE! Yeah, dude! There are these 2 ultra hot, ultra not 18, and ultra dykie (not a word). They are Tatu, two X-tremely hot chicks from Russia that like to sing and make out with each other! One is 16 the other 17, so although they can't get naked, they can make out and be uber hot...oh man...oh yeah, thats the stuff...

Now for the games part. I am like (counting on hand) 2, 3, 4, 5, yeah 5 years behind in terms of online gaming. This week was my first time ever, and let me tell you, I apsolutly(sp) loved it! So I was downloading that new Army game, which took 14 hours, in the hopes of some awesome realistic gaming online. So I hooked up with Game Spy, just to find out I need DSL or Cable. ARGH!!!! Well, sense I went through the trouble of getting Game Spy, i tried to make a shitty situation into a positive one. I popped in Jedi Knight, one of my favorite FPS', and went after some deathmatchs. I was extremly rusty, but caught on quick, after my second day, I was a fucking champ, YAY! I can't beleave everything I've been missing, I'm so addicted now, I wake up at 9 or 10, then play till about 4 or 5 in the afternoon. I then finally eat something, then I finally take a shower, then go out for awhile, then I come back round mid night, and play untill 3 in the morning. Rinse, repeat. I can't beleave what I have been missing, I love it! I can't wait to get some more games to play online.

That's it, go home!

Shane "may play alot of games, but he still is a man and likes to see women make out!" Milner


I Wish I were Clever 7-14-02

Whine, Whine, Whine

When Shane first brought up the idea for this website, he was all like, “Phat Diddy, I wish you would have sex with me,” and after hearing that request hundreds of times I declined and he then said, “well, could you at least post on my new site, I just want you to be near me!” So, out of pity, I post on here. And most of the time I have trouble thinking about what I should post about, well I solved it for this week. That bitch Avril LaVirgne, she’s the “punk rocker” on Mtv and shit. Ooh I hate the hell out of that bitch. I wish I could kick her right in the vagina. I’m so angry. Eeerrrrrrrrrrrr. Okay well anyways, I hate that bitch! So that covers that. And here comes some praise, it won’t be funny, sorry to disappoint Shane, but Tom Hanks is the greatest actor of our time. I’m sure there are other actors to his par talent wise, but he always picks, just awesome movies, brilliant movies. I saw Road to Perdition last night and was blown away. The story was better than average, but just the style and acting in it, it was phenomenal. More style than I have ever seen in a movie ever before. That’s all I think I will be writing about today, so have a good week boy-e’s!!!

Phat Diddy is a dick


Holy shit! I was 'spose to update! 7-7-02

I hate myself

Whoa! I suck alot of ass, I completly blanked updating (but once again, no one reads this, so does it matter?). Phat Diddy bought UFC Throwdown, and we played that tons, and then I rented Stuntman, and I played that untill 4 this morning. And I didn't get a review for G4 up yet, but it's coming, there will also be reviews for UFC and Stuntman within a week or two. So...uh...yeah, thats it for now, I'm gonna go play some more.

Shane "The Playing to Many Games, Gamer" Milner


Title 7-7-02

Sub-title

Goddamn I am clever, so moving on, I want my computer back :(, that means I’m sad and want my computer back, the :( means that. That I want it….. Know what sucks Shane? My Pentium hamster here takes like 30 seconds to load up the option to change font sizes, that is HORRIBLE!!! Literally, it’s taking about 10 seconds to see what I’m typing, holy snap yo!!! Despicable!!! So I’m thinking about getting my review on for a few games and I’m seeing all the reviews on the site, just checking everything out, chuckling at how damn funny I am and shit. And I’m thinking, “I hate that bastard liar Shane, my biography is coming soon? It’s been like a year since I wrote my hilarious and true biography on him, and he still hasn’t even started mine!!!” What bullshit!!! And just for you all to know, if you want to read my autobiography, Mr. T already wrote it for me, I hope the web masturbator can create a link here …. Back there where it said here, make it there Shane, DO IT YOU FUCKER!!!!! That’s what I want all the reader (oh snap I made it singular!) to think of when they think Phat Diddy! That’s all for now children, have a happy week!!!

Phat Diddy has a shitty computer


New reasons for erections 6-30-02

Like I need one

Before I talk about whats getting me off this week, I just wanna say that todays comic is the most profesional looking one yet, I hope that the rest look this good.

Okay, so this week I lost an erection but then I got 2 more, so it came out in my favor. I just learned that MGS2:Substance will be X-box X-clusive untill next year, suck ass for me. HOWEVER! The Getaway is starting to look like the coolest fucking game in the history of cool fucking games. The next reason for my pants shrinking is a new game coming out called Hitman 2. Now, I don't know if you can tell or not, but I really like the idea of hitmen (Hey, try reading the comic, ASS HEAD!) So anyways, why are you reading this? Does it have a purpose? Well, for me these 2 games hit real close to some of my major interest, the mob and hitmen, so you can expect prompt reviews for these 2 titles when they come out.

Other then that, everything has been pretty normal, I am working on some more bonus shit for Fun Stuff, but I am god damn lazy and it may be awhile, but I assure you it'll be funny.

This just in, there is another tent in my pants. I cant beleave I forgot to mention it earlier, but tomarrow I am getting G4, the all gaming channel. I am planning on watching it pretty much straight, so expect a review and alot of soiled tissues later this week.

Shane "wants to be in the mob but untill then he is just a nerdy" Gamer


Keeping it Real!!! 6-30-02

They also have pencil dicks

I’m here to discuss shit and shit like that, I think, no, yeah, yeah I am. So anyways, making with the discussing; I like monkeys, oh yeah, that’s right, I am a big fan of the simian family!!! My favorite little, or lil if it suits ya, monkey would definitely have to be the chimpanzee, they use fucking TOOLS!!! Holy crap! And by tools I don’t mean they toss their shit around, which is hilarious and badass to the extreme in its own regards, but they like can use sticks to eat, it requires more detail for that to make sense so I probably won’t explain it (the lazy thing again). And those motherfuckers have opposable thumbs, they can grab shit, like us!!! I may love the hell out of those little bastards, but we need to keep an eye on them, THEY CAN GRAB SHIT!!! First sticks, and next the controls of an airplane, WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!! THAT MONKEY HAS STOLEN A PLANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you should all consider yourself thoroughly warned!!! With that little nugget of information weighing in on your brains, this has been phat diddy, keep shaking those vaginas!!!

Phat Diddy, gets wailed on in Tekken


Nothing much to say 6-23-02

I think that says it all

Hi! Pretty good, how bout you? Okay, so I don't got much to say this time, not that it really matters sense I am the only one who reads this.

So whats new this week? Well in fun stuff I got a picture drawn by a good friend of mine, Robots, so check that out. I also put up a Tekken 4 FAQ by Mr T, of Phat Diddy hating fame. God damn, that was short...

I used water color for the comic this week, tell me what you think of it, cause I might use it more if people like it.

And for my weekly dose American Idol. It was pretty good, and I like how people only become more crushed as time goes on, so that is pretty cool.

Thats it, VOTE FOR ME, PLEASE! It's the link right up there, I would appreciate it greatly.

FUCK YOU!!! 6-23-02

Ouch, that really hurts!

That goes to all the readers, so I’ll say it again, FUCK YOU SHANE!!! God, I’m funny, cause Shane is the only one who reads this, hahaha, okay, enough of that. In me and the web masturbators life not much has happened, I got a new job and Shane got a new boyfriend, they’re a cute couple, and once again, he really is gay, so email him and encourage him, and tell him how much you like rim jobs, cause he loves giving them!!! Shane loves giving rim jobs and I love triple exclamation marks after stuff, I think one exclamation mark is lackluster and I think going for two is just foolhardy, it seems like you care, but not that much. Now three, that’s where its at, you got some excitement going and also it looks more leveled out that way, this is the stupidest thing ever written!!! You might think that only warranted one exclamation mark, cause it was stupid, but the exclamation marks weren’t for the idea, or for me writing it down for that manner, it was cause I said it was stupid, and oh boy, it sure was so it got three from me!!! I’m thinking about writing some exploits in the Fun Stuff category pertaining to me any my dumb friends stupid dumb stupid exploits, so that’s some warning for you!!! I can’t think of anything else so I blame Shane, and he knows why the hell I blame him!! And it justifies me not being funny and just wasting your time!!! Everyone kill Shane!!!

PHAT DIDDY LIKES EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!


Shane the Boring Gamer

Heart broken people are funny! 6-16-02

Don't pretend you that you don't laugh at hobos!

So, Mr. Big Talkie Mc Shane Face finally came through and put content on his site. Yep, he sure did. Hope you enjoy all the stuff that I have on here! Check out the reviews section for a review on Way of the Samurai, and a bonus review on Phat Diddy! :) It's all in fun. Also check out fun stuff and well, you can see what links are up there, just click around pretty much everything has something mildly entertaining in it. That's all about that.

I watched American Idol this week, and holy shit! I loved this program, the only thing is, that I wished they showed more crying. I don't wanna sound like a sadist, but watching these people's dreams get crushed right in from of them fueled my love for human misery! Wait, that's about the definition of sadists...oh well! I can feel all the bad karma from watching, and totally loving, this show that I can see myself, years down the line, at some interview for an art gallery or something, and having the dude be totally like, "YOU WATCHED THAT IDOL SHOW, YOU DICK! YOU'RE GONNA ROT IN HELL! YOU LAUGHED AT THEIR MISERY! NOW FEEL THEIR PAIN!" And then a portal from hell opens up and demons devour my soul. Don't get me wrong though, I actually liked to see people make it, but that in itself isn't entertaining. You need the people who truly suck, and I mean really suck, being told off. Oh, and the funniest possible situation was when the people did horrible, and then Simon ripped them a new one, and then they just said, "no, Im good." But, anyone with ears new they where horrible. Well, all in all the show was great, can't wait to see more.

Shane "The 'YES! CRY, CRY YOUR EYES OUT! I FEAST ON YOUR TEARS!'" Gamer


It’s a post 6-16-02

Uncle Phat Diddy tells it like it is

Howdy boys and gals, especially to the gals. In this post I think I shall address two things, one which is stupid, and the other which is stupid also. First off, since only me and the “UB3RG4M3R” are like the only people who read this, this website is almost like an instant messaging thing except REALLY, REALLY SLOW. I could like say, hey Shane, how’s it going? And in a week Shane could say, “good, yourself?” And the process would repeat and damn Shane and me for all of eternity.

Moving on, has anyone seen the preview for “Juwanna Mann”? I’m not sure who is producing or directing it, probably companies and prestigious artists and corporations who want to be made a laughing stock. This movie is pretty much Mrs. Doubtfire, a good movie mind you, repackaged with basketball and shitty shitty comedians who have lost there careers and want to make some last bling bling while people know who they are. Why Tommy Davidson? WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYY??????? I was going to put a little something something about this in the fun section but I thought about it and came to the decision that I’m extremely lazy. In my version I would have a basketball player who gets kicked out of the league and instead of joining the WNBA (speaking of which, how is that still ALIVE? The only reason I would watch it would be bouncing, and I mean boobies by that, but watching boobies of people who look like mean doesn’t do much for me, usually) Anyways, I would make the aforementioned basketball player like cut off his legs or get his manager to shoot him in the spine or something, and therefore make him able to play with the crippled people in the wheelchairs, think about, not only would there be crappy comedy, but you would feel better about yourself for being able to walk. It’s a spirit booster!!! That’s all for this week children, have a good week!

Phat Diddy hates black comedians
aliasbobvee@yahoo.com

I didn't know where to put this, so it goes here...

Wait, there's more!

I did suck at Tekken but I never mashed, asshole! And they would call the movie “Juwanna Legs”!!!!!!


I've got lots to say! And yous all are gonna hear it! 6-9-02

You will so be bored and crying from that bordom after you read this

nuckle sandwhich, and welcome true believers! Well, so I didnt completly lie, this site does have a little content on it, a little, very little, not much. Sorry, I did work alot on it though. I'll get more of the links working, probably later this week, so be patiant. Sorry for the shitty html color, but its the best I can do, i dont have the fancy programs like those rich bastards that steal my lunch money all make fun of me cause I live in rags! NO! I have to get on my hands and knees like a dog and code it all from scratch! LIKE AN ANIMAL! Yeah, so anyways, I'm working on a review for the review's section, and by that I mean that I am playing video games. Its "Way of the Samurai" and it's fucking brilliant! But I will save that for later when I actually review it. But anyways, now I will start for real...

First on the choping block is Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance. God damn! This game is giving me such an erection just watching the 4 minute trailer (and it isnt just looking at sexy Solid Snake, thats a different story). When I was waiting for MGS I was having wet dreams about every night, now that I've seen this, I have to keep buying new underware every week, and I'm starting to get tired of washing my sheet's every day. But anyways, I could talk about how my body reacts to video games I crave for hours, but you don't want that, so I'll drop the 411 bomb on you. From what I can tell, its going to be kinda like VR missions from the first one, there will be 200 VR missions, 100 alternative missions, 5 Snake Story's (I am not sure if these will take place on another area or not, I didnt see any new locations in the trailer, so I can only hope), a skateboarding game on the big shell (it looks ultra goofy, and I have mixed feelings, with my love of skating games and Snake, this should be a perfect match, but I'll wait). You can also play snake on the big shell, and Raiden on the tanker, this means that you will get to use the sword tons more then in the real game (I'm sure I wasnt the only one disapointed that you use the sword for like 3 seconds on Pussy Snake, I mean Solidus Snake, oops!). There will also be tons of new outfits to wear, which I am very excited about. However, at this point, there arnt going to be any new weapons, what the fuck? Sure, there are tons of guns in MGS2, but if this is a bonus disk, I expect more! Oh, well, it will just make me blow my load more and I dont need that. It is coming out on the X-box first, I am a little pissed, but it will come to PS2 and PC soon after. From what I now, it is coming out sometime this fall, so mark your calenders! or bed sheets...

This one is short. Has anyone seen the commercials for this new show on FOX called American Idol or something? IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GREAT! It's like star search, except that if the person is no good then this talent scout will tell them that they suck ass and make them cry untill they give up on their dream! And let me tell you, there is nothing funnier then when someone's dream is crushed! (just wait untill I fail at this comic, then see how funny it is! I swear it'll be great!) So anyways, it comes on this Tuesday, at 7:00 or 8:00, im not sure, but check it out! I'll post about it after wards and tell you what I think, not that you care!

annnnnnnnnnnnd . . . . . done!

Shane "The Soiled Bed" Gamer
ub3rg4m3r@aol.com
(p.s. For all you html coders out there. How do I make a link that takes you to the automatic e-mail thingy, it would make things easier.)


Stupid kids* 6-9-02

Phat Diddy says some shit that isnt that funny

Well howdy boys and girls! School is out, and that’s how the title relates to me. I’m a stupid kid! Stupid kids are not out of school, and that means more opportunities for me to post! Yay! So I figure at first I’ll address the reviews, I only have a few PS2 games and a limited amount of new pc games so you’ll have to bear with me and my poorness. Also if you find yourself angry at the crappy materials I review, feel free to send me free stuff, especially porn. I won’t review the porn but I will put it to use. That’s all for now, bye kids!

Phat Diddy, with a supersizing of SUCK! GOD DAMNIT, WAY TO DROP THE BALL YOU FUCKER!
aliasbobvee@yahoo.com

*This post of Phat Diddy's was real shitty, so I told him how shitty it was, then our friends told him, then his mother told him she didnt love him, so then he decided to write a new post that was actually funny! Enjoy!

Shane is a whiny Bitch!!!

YAY! SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY!

Well I know all my loyal fans recently saw that my post was short and then they started crying and amassing all the pornographic materials they could to appease their idol (me). So anyways the “webmaster”, I put that in parentheses cause the only thing he is the master of is bating, that means he likes to play with his penis for pleasure. Masturbator, get it? Well anywho after all my fans started buying all this porn Shane saw how the adult industry’s stocks were rising rapidly and was all like, “when I am done playing with my penis I am going to be a whiny bitch to phat diddy, he is so cool and sexy I hate being a whiny bitch towards him cause if I am a whiny bitch towards him he might not give me any sweet sweet ass lovin’.” So here I am, updating my shitty post for my loyal FAN. See how much I love you one fan, I bolded, italicized and underlined you, so get makin with my porn. And since I am so loyal back to my one fan, I won’t just put filler in here, I’m trying to throw funny stuff in and not preview fucking games, lazy fucking Shane! SSSSHHHHAAAANNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I hate him so much! It’s cool to write words like TTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSS cause it takes up more space, and by the way I am pretty anxious about American Idol too cause it looks devastatingly painful to the contestants, and that makes a show great, just look at Japan. That’s all boys and girls, see you next week or the next time whiny bitch Shane starts bitching again.

Phat Diddy, HOORAY!! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!
aliasbobvee@yahoo.com


What is this shit? No new comic? Shane is a fucker! 6-3-02

Its true, and I'll whine to prove that i am also a little bitch!

So you are probably thinking, "Hmmm, I'll check out that awesome Stains Thicker comic, oh what the shit is all this? No comic? No new post? What a bunch of fuckers! BLARRGH! I have no choice but to kill people close to me!" Well, I dont blame you, this is a kick ass comic. But please understand that I am a little bitch and have been studying for finals, and i am on the brink of failure in some of my classes (kinda like phat diddy, except there is no hope for him at this point). So anyways, i didnt get around to updating the comic, sorry. But I give you my scouts honor that next sunday, you will not only get a spank-my-ass fresh comic, and not only holyshit-batman-I-pissed-myself-from laughing post's from both me and Phat Diddy, but the site will also have multiple pages. Expect there to be (in no special order), archives, links, reviews, and about the authors. HOLY SHIT, THERE WILL ACTUALLY BE CONTENT ON THIS SITE! Okay, so now you are saying, "wait, this ass hole has the time to post, but he still wont put up a new comic? What the gay ass shit is that?" For this there is no real excuse except that i buys me more time, with finals next week, there is no way I can get another comic done in time, sorry.

Shane "The Bitchy Little Bitch" Gamer
ub3rg4m3r@aol.com
(p.s. For all you html coders out there. How do I make a link that takes you to the automatic e-mail thingy, it would make things easier.)

All for the Vergina 6-3-02

I cant think of a clever note for it, but if I did! WHOOOOOAAA MAN! It would be funny!

I know the two people who have been on here have been thinking, wow, I sure wish Phat Diddy would write another post, he is so sexy, and when it comes to cunnilingus there is no one finer, and he is great with other things involving his tongue too! God, I am so sexy, I’m getting a little hot being here with myself. But anyways, besides me talking about how sexy I am, if anyone actually reads this shitty, shitty comic, and if you actually think I should post more, give me a shout out, or is that the right term? Give me a holla holla, yeah, I think holla holla will work the best at aliasbobvee@yahoo.com . I think whoever is reading this might be an infant who accidentally got on here, or perhaps someone who was looking for a weird stain porn, but if you actually came here to see the funny funny drawrigns (yes I meant to spell it that way) or my much funnier, much sexier posts, give me some suggestions, or tell me to shut the hell up or something, anything, I need attention.

Phat Diddy, with a super sizing of phat
aliasbobvee@yahoo.com

Hello, and welcome to nothing! something!

A note from the author about his non existant now existing web comic

Hello and welcome to my web comic!(that isnt here!) Im still figuring out how to use keenspace, so bear with these first few weeks. I will probably be updating this site every Friday Sunday, so keep checking back! Thanks!

-Shane "The still trying to get used to keenspace Gamer" Milner


Shane is gay as shit!

A note from my dumb ass friend about the meaning of life


This is introductory style so I’ll keep it simple, the web-master here, he loves the cock. I’m one of his few friends, and equally cock loving, unless there is a hot chick reading this, in that case, what’s up hot chick reading this? I meant to say I have a huge cock, not that I love it. Expect stupid shit from us later on, and please read this more, for Shane’s ego’s sake. And give us money. I like money, and cock.

Phat Diddy, with a "ph"