Autobiography of Shane:
Born a poor black child in louisianna in the year of our lord, 1856, he was forced into slavery. Later he kicked Hitler in the face at a benifit in President Lincoln's honor, and soon became Honest Abe's favorite slave. This was of little importance, because the same night Lincoln was shot in the head by pastry strudal posing as John Whilks Booth. Back in the same boat that he was born in, he soon set sail in search of adventure. He was the first person to discover American, or as the Indian's called it, "Maze". After he landed in India he set off on foot, and soon became the first man in history to win the Women's Gymnastics in the 2002 Olympic Games. Still high from his success, he craved even more excitment, and challenged legendary boxer Muhammed ALi to a fight. Ali was old, but still had lots of fight left in him. This meant little however when Shane pulled a knife on him and slit his filthy Muslim throat. Outraged by Ali's lost, Shane decided to take his own life in the year of our lord, 1658. He soon found death boring and decided to come back to life. During this time, known to many as the second coming, he decided to quit fucking around and get some work done. He soon abandoned this idea and decided to create a web comic instead. After the incredible failure of this comic, however, he decided to put his mind on his life's dream of becoming a professional rally racer. Despite his little knowledge or interest in cars, he soon worked his way up in the ranks, to become the 386th best racer in the world. He currently resides in a small shack and shoots at bears who wonder onto his property.
Biography of Shane by Phat Diddy
Let me tell you a little story about a tiny man named Shane,
His penis is so small it almost drove him insane.
I cant rhyme anything else so lets get serious, Shane, as I have stated soooo many times, loves the cock. I know you thought I was joking but he seriously is a homosexual, and he handles it very well, he can even joke about it, so that’s good. He grew up in a van traveling around the world, even over oceans and shit, it was an awesome van, it could drive over water! Dude! That’s like a magical van or something. So anyways, he was conceived in the van, and while still in his momma’s womb he was exposed to all sorts of drugs and shit so that is why he is so fucked up nowadays. And why his face is so misshapen, and why he looks like a girl and so on and so forth. So when the magical bus was consumed by a rabid monkey he had to move and he moved to shit town Wyoming, which is actually a state. He had his long hippy hair, was made fun of and then tried to portray a confident image on this shitty website, somewhere in between that time he played a lot of video games and got even uglier, and that’s his life as you and I know it. Shane is ugly, has a small penis, is gay, loves men, has a big nose and fugly teeth, likes cocks in his ass and so on and so forth.
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